Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime.
(Alphonse Allais)

One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah's wife....
(Robert Boynton)

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
(Rita Mae Brown)

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
(Benjamin Disraeli)

Not everything that can be counted counts; and not everything that counts can be counted.
(Albert Einstein)

I could prove God statistically.
(George Gallup)

Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.
(Aaron Levenstein)

Ninety percent of everything is crap.
(Theodore Sturgeon)