You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.
(American Proverb)

He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're the boss."
(Anonymous)

Here's to you and here's to me,
and I hope we never disagree.
But, if that should ever be,
to HELL with you, here's to ME!
(Anonymous)

They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
(Anonymous)

They have come up with a perfect understanding. He won't try to run her life, and he won't try to run his, either.
(Anonymous)

They're almost inseparable. Sometimes it takes ten people to separate them.
(Anonymous)

In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes.
(Elizabeth Ashley)

Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting.
(Ray Bandy)

I date this girl for two years--and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name."
(Mike Binder)

You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later
when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip.
(Jonathan Carroll, Outside the Dog Museum)

Many a man that could rule a hundherd millyon sthrangers with an ir'n hand is careful to take off his shoes in the front
hallway whin he comes home late at night.
(Finley Peter Dunne, Mr. Dooley On Making A Will, 1919)

I think, therefore I'm single.
(Female philosopher)