Quotes by Douglas Adams

Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space.
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Even he, to whom most things that most people would think were pretty smart were pretty dumb, thought it was pretty smart.
The Salmon of Doubt, p. 205