Our children's children will hear a good story.
(Richard Adams, Watership Down)

Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent ages as much as 20 years.
(Anonymous)

If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.
(Al Bernstein)

Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
(Red Buttons)

You don't have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone.
(John Ciardi)

Flowers are words which even a baby can understand.
(Arthur C. Coxe)

The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.
(Quentin Crisp)

The soul is healed by being with children.
(Fyodor Dostoyevski)

Children are a poor man's riches.
(English proverb)

Every child is born a genius.
(R. Buckminster Fuller)