God saw u hungry, he made food
God saw u thirsty, he made water
God saw u sleepy, he made bed
God saw u without a frnd...
sala MEREKO phasa diya.
Contributed by: Sehjal

oops!

CRASH!!

(")_(")
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(>=<)
_().@.()_ Ouch!
I fell from my bed trying 2 get my fone 2 say Gud Morning.
Contributed by: Sehjal

Tohar chehra chanda ke samaan,
Tohar aankhen chanda ke samaan,
Tohar baal aur naak bhi chanda ke samaan,
aur chanda hamar bhains ka naam ;)
Contributed by: Sehjal

Hi i m dying 2 see u,
i want 2 meet u,
i want 2 talk 2 u,
but wat 2 do?
this stupid gatekeeper is askin me ticket 2 enter d zoo.
Contributed by: Sehjal

Tutor: Write your father's name in English?
Santa: Beautiful Red Underwear
Tutor: R U Joking?
Santa: No his name is Sundar Lal Chaddha..!
Contributed by: Sehjal

Maine mere mobile ko mar mar kar kaha...
"Kya re, aaj tune mere Dost Ko SMS nahi bheja?"
Sorry bol,
bol sorry,
bol SORRY,
bol...
sorry bol raha hai...
Contributed by: Sehjal

Itni aasani se nahi paaya tha aapko
Jamane se ladkar apnaya tha aapko
kya pata kitne jatan kar humne
"NATIONAL ZOO"
se churaya tha aapko!
Contributed by: Sehjal

Tumse Milkar ho gaya zindagi se pyaar,
Rah main chor ke mat jaana mere yaar,
Bin tere hum jee na payenge,
Tum na hoge to hum
ULLU
Kise banayenge. Contributed by: Sehjal