Ultimate Brain-Cracking PJ Shayeri :P

Door Se Dekha To Kuchh Dikha Nahi,
Door Se Dekha To Kuchh Dikha Nahi,
Paas Jake Dekha To Kuchh Tha Hi Nahi.

Dharti So Rahi Hai, Aasman So Raha Hai
Dharti So Rahi Hai, Aasman So Raha Hai
Nonsense! Yeh Sab Kya Ho Raha Hai?

Main Hu Yahan, Tu Hai Wahan
Main Hu Yahan, Tu Hai Wahan
Lifebouy Hai Jahan, Tandurusti Hai Wahan

Aaj Aasmaan Mein Taare Aise Chamak Rahe Hain,
Aaj Aasmaan Mein Taare Aise Chamak Rahe Hain
Jaise Kal Chamak Rahe The !!!

Tum Aa Gaye Ho,
Noor Aa Gaya Hai
Chalo Teeno Movie Chalen.

Khud Ko Kar Buland Itnaa Ke,
'Himaalay Ki Choti Pe Jaa Pahunche'
Aur Khuda Tumse Puche,
'Abe Sale Gadhe. Ab Utrega Kaise'
Kaaash Ke Tere Chehre Par Chickenpox Ke Daag Hote.
Kaaash Ke Tere Chehre Par Chickenpox Ke Daag Hote.
Chand To Tu Hai Hi, Sitaare Bhee Saaath Hote...

Lal Diwar Par Chune Se Likha Tha Ghalib Ne,
Lal Diwar Par Chune Se Likha Tha Ghalib Ne,
Yahan Likhana Mana Hai.

Tumhari Yaad Mein Ye Aankhe Kab Se Soi Nahi,
Ye Aajtak Hasi Nahi Ya Roi Nahi,
Tum Se Bas Itna Hi Kahena Hai Dil Ko,
Ke Jassi Jaisi Koi Nahi.

Maine Poocha Chand Se...
Kabhi Dekha Hai Mere Yaar Sa Haseen...
Chand Bola... 12036 Entries Found !

Tohar Chehra Moti Ke Saman,
Tohar Chehra Moti Ke Saman,
Tohar Chehra Moti Ke Saman,
Tohar Chehra Moti Ke Saman,
Moti Hamar Kutte Ka Naam !

Suraj Hua Madham , Chand Bhi Chalne Laga,
Mein Thehra Raha, Zamin Chalne Lagi,
Sajna Kya Yehi Pyaar Hai ??
Nalayak, Yeh Pyar Nahi Earthquake Hai ! Bhaag !

Door Se Dekha To Baarish Ho Rahi Thi
Door Se Dekha... To Baarish Ho Rahi Thi
Paas Ja Kar Dekha To Bheeg Gaya

Door Se Dekha To Patthhar Dikhta Tha
Door Se Dekha.. To Patthharr Dikhtaa Thaa...
Paas Jake Dekha To... Suchmuch Patthhar Hi Thaa!

Mein Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta
Magar Mujhe Kaam Tha
Mein Tumhare Liye Doob Ke Marta
Magar Mujhe Zukham Tha

Itni Raat Gaye Kyon Apni Qhabar Khod Raha Hai Ghalib
Itni Raat Gaye Kyon Apni Qhabar Khod Raha Hai Ghalib
La, Phawda Muze De De !!

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