A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
(Joseph Addison)

I married beneath me. All women do.
(Lady Nancy Astor, attributed)

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing (and then marry him.
(Cher)

Women: If they're not turning down your proposals for marriage, they're accusing you of suspicious behavior in the women's lingerie changing room.
(Cliff Clavin, character on "Cheers", U.S. Television show)

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.
(William Congreve)

Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences.
(Isadora Duncan)

All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
(Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story)

There is nothing so wrong in this world that a sensible woman can't set it right in the course of an afternoon.
(Giraudoux)

The society of women is the element of good manners.
(Johann Wolfgang von Goethe)

Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair.
(Jonathan S. Haas)

The promises of maniacs, like those of women, are not safely relied upon.
(Joseph Heller, God Knows)

Woman was God's second mistake.
(Friedrich Nietzsche)