How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. (Oscar Wilde)

Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot.
(Oscar Wilde)

Who is the happiest of men? He who values the merits of others, and in their pleasure takes joy, even as though t'were his own.
(Johann Wolfgang von Goethe)

When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.
(Elayne Boosler)

Men are like pumpkins. It seems like all the good ones are either taken or they've had everything scraped out of their heads with a spoon.

Men are taught to apologize for their weaknesses, women for their strengths.
(Lois Wyse)

There are easier things in life than trying to find a nice guy...like nailing jelly to a tree for example.

Men are all alike--except the one you've met who's different.
(Mae West)

Men play the game; women know the score.
(Roger Woddis)

I like men who have a future and women who have a past.
(Oscar Wilde)

Men forget but never forgive. Women forgive but never forget.

I like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.
(Mae West)

It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
(Mae West)

"A beautiful woman is one I notice; a charming woman is one who notices me."
(John Erskine)

The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.
(Margo Kaufman)

Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house.
(Jean Kerr)

I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
(Dorothy Parker)

Giving a man space is like giving a dog a computer: the chances are he will not use it wisely.
(Bette-Jane Raphael)

Men. You can't live with them. You don't have to.
(Seen on a t-shirt)