"Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis."
(Jack Handey)

"From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere."
(Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991)

"Humor is just another defense against the universe."
(Mel Brooks)

"I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose."
(Woody Allen)

"I have this clinging fear that someday, someone is going to shake me into reality, and I'll find it just isn't so, that I'm not funny, that no one can conceivably laugh at or with me."
(Jack Benny)

"I know this is something of a generalization, but why are skeletons evil?"
(Sacha Baron Cohen, a.k.a. Ali G)

"I live in my own place, have never copied anybody even half, and at any master who lacks the grace to laugh at himself--I laugh."
(Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche)

"I used to be disgusted; now I try to be amused."
(Elvis Costello)

"If you know you're going to look back on today and laugh, you might as well start laughing now." (Anonymous)

"In the end, everything is a gag."
(Charlie Chaplin)