Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
(Carol Burnett)

You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
(Ellen DeGeneres)

The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible.
(Jean Kerr)

I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
(Carol Leifer)

A multiple personality is in a certain sense normal.
(George H. Mead)

I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes.
(Richard Nixon, U.S. President)

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
(Mark Twain)

You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax--tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough.
(Pearl Williams)

"A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time--pills or stairs."
(Joan Welsh)

"It is health that is real wealth and not pieces of gold and silver."
(Mohandas Gandhi)