Tongue Twisters

Judicial system.

June sheep sleep soundly.

Just think, that sphinx has a sphincter that stinks!

Kanta is a masai girl, she can tie a tie and untie a tie, if kanta can tie a tie and untie a tie, why can't I tie a tie and untie a tie?

Keenly cleaning copper kettles.

Ken Dodd's dad's dog 's dead.

King Thistle stuck a thousand thistles in the thistle of his thumb. A thousand thistles King Thistle stuck in the thistle of his thumb. If King Thistle stuck a thousand thistles in the thistle of his thumb, How many thistles did King Thistle stick in the thistle of his thumb?

Kiss her quick, kiss her quicker, kiss her quickest!

Knapsack straps.

Kris Kringle carefully crunched on candy canes.

Larry Hurley, a burly squirrel hurler, hurled a furry squirrel through a curly grill.

Larry sent the latter a letter later.

Lesser weather never weathered lesser wetter weather.

Lily ladles little Letty's lentil soup.

Lisa laughed listlessly.

Listen to the local yokel yodel.

Literally literary.

Little Mike left his bike like Tike at Spike's.

Local yokel jokes.

Lonely lowland llamas are ladylike.

Lovely lemon liniment.

Love's a feeling you feel when you feel you're going to feel the feeling you've never felt before.

Luke's duck likes lakes. Luke Luck licks lakes. Luke's duck licks lakes. Duck takes licks in lakes Luke Luck likes. Luke Luck takes licks in lakes duck likes.

Luther's sleuthing's useless truth.

Many an anemone sees an enemy anemone.

Mares eat oats and does eat oats, and little lambs eat ivy. A Kid will eat ivy too, wouldn't you?

Mary Mac's mother's making Mary Mac marry me.

Meet Sir Cecil Thistlethwaite, the celebrated theological statistician.

Meter maid Mary married manly Matthew Marcus Mayo, a moody male mailman moving mostly metered mail.

Miss Smith lisps as she talks and lists as she walks.

Miss Smith's fish-sauce shop seldom sells shellfish.

Mister, whither sister's zither?

Mix, Miss, Mix!

Mixed biscuits.

Mommy made me eat my M&Ms.

Moose noshing much mush.

Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously. For Moses, he knowses his toeses aren't roses. As Moses supposes his toeses to be.

Mr. See owned a saw. And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw Before Soar saw See, Which made Soar sore. Had Soar seen See's saw Before See sawed Soar's seesaw, See's saw would not have sawed Soar's seesaw. So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw. But it was sad to see Soar so sore Just because See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw!

Mr. Tongue Twister tried to train his tongue to twist and turn, and twit an twat, to learn the letter ""T"".

Mrs Hunt had a country cut front in the front of her country cut pettycoat.

Much mashed mushrooms.

Mummies make money.

My dame hath a lame tame crane, My dame hath a crane that is lame.

My mommy makes me muffins on Mondays.

My mother's making me marry Mary Mac. Will I always be so Merry when Mary's taking care of me? Will I always be so merry when I marry Mary Mac?

Nat the bat swat at Matt the gnat.

National Sheepshire Sheep Association

Near an ear, a nearer ear, a nearly eerie ear.

Ned Nott was shot and Sam Shott was not. So it is better to be Shott than Nott. Some say Nott was not shot. But Shott says he shot Nott. Either the shot Shott shot at Nott was not shot, or Nott was shot. If the shot Shott shot shot Nott, Nott was shot. But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott, then Shott was shot, not Nott. However, the shot Shott shot shot not Shott -- but Nott.

Never trouble about trouble until trouble troubles you!

Nick knits Nixon's knickers.